Joe may only be twelve-going-on-thirteen, but hes known who he is from the time he was a little kid tottering around in his mothers high heels. Now in the seventh grade, he wears green high tops with pink trim, has a (secret) boyfriend, and tells it all from A to Z in the alphabiography assigned by his favorite teacher. The thing is, some of it is seriously private. Its one thing for Mr. Daly to read it, but what if it falls into the wrong hands? Will he be teased forever about those high heelsand even worse, what will happen if his secret boyfriend is no longer a secret?